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It's Better Tinned Than Fresh was created on 16th January, 1998. This is the 42nd update. Updated 21st May, 2012 (finally!)


WELCOME to IT'S BETTER TINNED THAN FRESH! Do we have a treat for you?! That's right - after nearly THREE YEARS we have a MAJOR SITE UPDATE for you! Yes, we've found some ARCHIVE FOOTAGE of our now dead resident poet, Reuben Robinson! Where can you find his beautiful work? Here:

Nursery Rhyme Time - with Reuben Robinson.

I am fit and strong and that is all.

*Only upon special request and this doesn't include all the old stuff that might contain the word!

Howdy! You've finally arrived! Welcome to It's Better Tinned Than Fresh. This site is probably one of the worst sites that you'll ever have the sheer misfortune to visit. To find out what's on the rest this site, the menu is at the bottom. But now, a request...

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh has been having some trouble recently, and not only with their credit cards. Pictured above is the source of the trouble. This giant robot keeps coming into the the gardens of It's Better Tinned Than Fresh and trampling down our marigolds and foxgloves! THIS SORT OF THING NEEDS TO BE STOPPED NOW! We can't do it on our own - we need your help...it's the only way he can be stopped. Just look how big it is! Look! Look! LOOK!

This is the only known picture of this robot and our brave photographer was nearly killed taking it. Just as soon as he took the photo the giant robot (now known to be called 'The Calaman') stepped onto him! Fortunately for our photographer he wasn't crushed because he ran into the gap in between it's toes.

Blokes on scooters - "Wicked".

Murdock - "Cool".

THE MENU (I'll give you five minutes!);

BRAND NEW!!! Nursery Rhyme Time - with Reuben Robinson.

Welcome To...Ashby de la Zouch! XXX Trolleybus!!! Ask Me Another!!!
About the Author!!! Hello, I'm Noel Edmonds. Beyond Our Earth with Timothy Claypole!!!
Lazarus, our adopted off-colour Zebra!!! Lights, Mustard, Kumquats!!! How Carpets Are Made!!!
BIG & small!!! The Ladies Page (NO MEN ALLOWED!)! Links...OFFLINE! Want a link? Let me know!
Mad About Ducks! Snails ALIVE!!! The Horrible Goblin and the Nice Cows!!!
Brilliant Interactive Adventure Story! Krappy Kat and Men Talking About Themselves!
Barn Of Fish


Female Frankie's guestbook entry!


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IT'S BETTER TINNED THAN FRESH was created by, designed by, written by and maintained solely by Shaun Garrod unless otherwise stated. As far as I know, any images used on this site are in the public domain. However, if you own the copyright of an image within this site and are unhappy about its usage here please email me and I'll remove it.

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