Site dedicated to a certain L-ady...you know who you are. x
WELCOME to IT'S BETTER TINNED THAN FRESH! Do we have a treat for you?! That's right - all you've ever wanted to know about NOEL EDMONDS off of off Deal Or No Deal fame, Noel's Telly Addicts fame, Noel's House Party fame, Swap Shop fame and some other fucking shit that no-one wanted to watch then or now. Click the link below for Noel Edmonds action time!
Hello, I'm Noel Edmonds.
Howdy! You've finally arrived! Welcome to It's Better Tinned Than Fresh. This site is probably one of the worst sites that you'll ever have the sheer misfortune to visit. To find out what's on the rest this site, the menu is at the bottom. But now, a request...
Blokes on scooters - "Wicked".
Murdock - "Cool".
THE MENU (I'll give you five minutes!);
BRAND NEW!!! Nursery Rhyme Time - with Reuben Robinson.
|Welcome To...Ashby de la Zouch!||XXX Trolleybus!!!||Ask Me Another!!!|
|About the Author!!!||Hello, I'm Noel Edmonds.||Beyond Our Earth with Timothy Claypole!!!|
|Lazarus, our adopted off-colour Zebra!!!||Lights, Mustard, Kumquats!!!||How Carpets Are Made!!!|
|BIG & small!!!||The Ladies Page (NO MEN ALLOWED!)!||Links...OFFLINE! Want a link? Let me know!|
|Mad About Ducks!||Snails ALIVE!!!||The Horrible Goblin and the Nice Cows!!!|
|Brilliant Interactive Adventure Story!||Krappy Kat and Men Talking About Themselves!|
|Barn Of Fish||
||Female Frankie's guestbook entry!|