It's unreal. Surely it's unreal. Is it a dream? No - it is not. The man in front of you walks up.
"Hi! How ya' doing?" he says, like most people in this story. Then he climbs up a ladder and falls off it.
"Mr Howy! I can't believe it's you!" you say. The man is the one and only Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy).
"Please, just call me Howy. Come over here." he says and walks through a door. You follow him.
"Hi! How ya' doing?" it's Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts)! You must have died and gone to heaven!
"Colt, I'm your biggest fan! I never thought I'd get to meet you!"
"Well, now you have. Say, have you met Jody (the woman out of The Fall Guy)?" as he speaks, Jody (the woman out of The Fall Guy) comes round the corner with her long blonde hair flowing and in some red bikini setup. Jody speaks,
"Listen, me and the guys..."
"You mean Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy) and Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts)?" you but in.
"Yes, I do mean Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy) and Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts). Anway, me and the guys..." she continues.
"You mean Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy) and Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts)?" you but in.
"Yes, I do mean Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy) and Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts). Now stop repeating yourself, this joke is wearing thin. Anway, me and the guys..." she continues "...are going to have a bit of a soak in the hot-tub. Colt Seavers (the one who does the best stunts) has got his little yellow plastic duck and Howy (the up-and-coming stuntman out of The Fall Guy) is going to keep going on about how he hopes to make it big. Why not join us? We're going to watch The Fall Guy on TV at the same time. And smoke cigars."
"YES YES YES!!!" you shout, "Oh Jody (the woman out of The Fall Guy), this is heaven! Will you marry me?"
"Yes, I will." she says.
"Jody, I'm ever so thirsty, can I have a drink please?" you ask.
"Yes, here, have a drink of this lager. It's chilled especially for you."
"Thank you, Jody. Thank you THE FALL GUY."
THE END.
