It's been fours years in the making but now, It's Better Tinned Than Fresh welcomes...
BIG & small!!!
Look how small they are! 'What?' I hear you say. What indeed. At first glance, it looks like a drawing of just big things but no...oh no...oh no no no! It's got lots of small things in it. I'll tell you what the are; TWIGS! Now twigs are small buggers. As a matter of fact, twigs are so small that birds feed them to their little chicks! To stop them choking though they also feed them wet mud and they live on top of chimneys.
Meow! Ha ha ho ha hee! I know it's a cat but not that sort of cat! This cat is a big cat - a lion! They go 'roaaaarrr'! If you try and keep this thing as a pet though he'll eat all of your furniture and swallow your TV whole! No, these things are best kept in their natural habitat; in the outback in Australia. Either that or kill 'em, they make nice rugs.
