It's been fours years in the making but now, It's Better Tinned Than Fresh welcomes...
BIG & small!!!
AND FINALLY! This is it folks, the biggest thing in the world...It's Bigfeet! Look at the size of it! It really is huge! Bigfeet lives in the woods and it is very rare to see him, let alone get hold of a photo! For holidays he goes to the Alps and helps to feed people who are lost and cold. Then he disappears and other people, when told of their experience, say 'You fucking liars, you're full of shit you cunts'. So if you see him, keep it quiet or you'll look like a right twat.
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