THE HORRIBLE GOBLIN AND THE NICE COW.
A story with some pictures.
Well, Robert went up to the goblin to try and sort something out. "Fuck off out of our field, you ugly bastard." shouted Robert. "Go fuck yourself you fucking arsehole, I'm here now, and here's where I'm gonna stay!" said the goblin. Robert wasn't going to stand for this. With all his might he kicked the goblin. "Ouch, you rotten bugger! I'll get you for that!" responded the goblin. He then proceeded to float in the air. For no apparent reason.
