Ho ho! Now we've got Rick Ricker, and,to put if frankly, it look's as though we've got another Grade A wanker on our hands! However, don't let me tell you about him, let him to the talking (as this is Men Talking About Themselves with Krappy Kat!)...

Hello! Rick Ricker here! My surname is pronounced 'Ricker', not 'Ricker'. As you can see, I've got a bright blue top hat on with a purple body warmer and a yellow shirt. My trousers are bright red and my platform shoes are ox blood, green and yellow. As you can probably see, I have got very long trousers...

...but the joke's on you folks! Ha ha, you see, I've not got really long legs, I am in fact wearing novelty carnival-parade type stilts! Hee hee! I often wear stilts and people always think that I've got long legs but I haven't! I can't walk on my stilts though because I fall over. Last time I tried walking I fell over and landed on a party of school children out on an outing and made an orphan cry. I am 16 years old and I've got a sort of funny looking moustache (but no beard).