Who's this odd fellow?! Why, it's none other than Dinky 'Tiny' Small! Just look at the twat, waving his hands in the air for attention! What his fucking game? He looks like another cunt...

Hello friends! I'm Dinky 'Tiny' Small. They call me Tiny because I AM tiny! I'm only 5 feet 11 inches tall! Oh dear. All the girls like me because of my comic-like nickname. Unfortunately they don't seem to like me for long. Look at my bushy eyebrows! Look at how far to the left and right they stick out from my face! My head is also bald... I say also because so are my knees and elbows! I like to go to the pub and drink shandy, but not ordinary shandy, oh no... I drink shandy made out of Guinness and Coke! I keep drinking it until I pass out and when I wake up I just drink more! People look at me strange when I do this so I tell them my name and catchphrase; 'I'm Dinky 'Tiny' Small. They call me Tiny because I AM tiny! I'm only 5 feet 11 inches tall!'. Oh dear.