And finally (thank fuck)...

Who's this mean looking chappy? Well well well, it's none other than that psychopathic part time hero, part time villain but oh, what a character (yeah, right) Leslie Susans. Over to you Leslie...

Yeah, Leslie Susans here. Although I prefer to be called by my nickname which is, er, Mad Man Dog. No, erm, no it's Mad Psycho Dog. I've got solid gold earrings. They're not ordinary earrings though, oh no, they're in the shape of audio cassettes! That's why they call me Mr Dog, no, erm, I mean Mad Psycho Dog. Killer, yeah, Mad Psycho Dog Killer. I don't kill dogs though, I like dogs and me mum's got a dog. I get really pissed off sometimes 'cause people keep taking the piss out of me trousers and me shoes. My shoes are green with bells on and my trousers are vertically blue and red striped. People say 'Look at Leslie, he looks like a jester! The stupid cunt!' and I go mad at 'em. Me mum says she can't afford any new clothes for a bit. I've got a handlebar moustache and I'm 23 years old. I haven't got no beard though.