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Lights, Mustard, Kumquats!
A discussion on the inner soul, with Dr Blade McMac.
(Dr McMac expresses an independent opinion and in no way are his opinions and thoughts anything to do with It's Better Tinned Than Fresh.)
LIGHTS!
Why lights? Lights represent shiny things, like foil or water. You could even consider some sorts of air shiny, or maybe even chalk. With all that light stands for, you can consider that to be an end of something then the something has to end before it has begun. From this it can be seen;
That's why lights!
MUSTARD!
Why mustard? Mustard, known for aeons as being the 'cure all' and 'spiritual guide'. Legend has it that ancient civilisations were inspired to do things just by thinking of mustard! Mustard is also yellow - symbol of strength and fertility. Many many many things are yellow like mustard, such as the sun, yellow ants, Hulk Hogan (his clothes are), some umbrellas and really weak tea or coffee. As you can see - all things yellow are symbols of the aforementioned strength and fertility.
That's why mustard!
Note:The picture on the right is not mustard, it's just a yellow field.
Kumquats!
Why Kumquats? The ancient food of the gods! The ancient gods ate kumquats before they were gods, and after eating them for a while they turned into gods, with magic powers and laser beams or lightning shooting out of their eyes when someone annoyed them. And they had a clockwork owl or something and a flying white donkey. And they had soldiers who were just skeletons with shields and swords and they also made this woman with worms for hair and if you looked in her eyes you'd turn grey forever!
That's why Kumquats!
