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The Ladies Page!
Oh my word, I'm so big and strong and god do I know it! It makes me feel so good having my looks and my physique that I just can't stop smiling. I've got a smile for all ladies, but especially for you. My name? Well, my name is John Margarita but around these parts they call me Swish. Here I am sitting on the front of my beach house on stilts. Why not call round some time? I'll show you what I've got inside if you know what I mean then after that, I'll show you again and again and again! I've also got a super king size water bed.
Yawn! Well, well, well! What a pleasant way to be woken up! I've just had a bit of a nap on the beach whilst I was sunbathing. Look at how hairy my chest is. You like that, don't you?! You'd love to rub your fingers through my chest hair wouldn't you? Tell you what, how about me and you have another nap on my boat? I've only got one bed on it though so we'll have to come to some extra special arrangement if you know what I mean!
