It's Better Tinned Than Fresh Proudly Presents...
I'm
Mad About Ducks!
This most certainly is not a duck. At first I thought it was a dragonfly but then I realized it wasn't. It's a truck! And what's a truck not? A trucks not a fucking duck. I fucking hate trucks!
Whoa! Get down boy! Now that's more like it! Two more beautiful ducks. These ducks are known as, erm, black ducks with red noses. Apart from the babe on the left. She's known as whatever she wants to be known as far as I concerned. Come over here darling, let me pluck your feathers...
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