When I'm not on the television or presenting my hugely popular BBC Radio 1 early morning breakfast show I like to relex at home. In my garden (which is an enormous 365 acres) I like to stroll. Here you can see me in my massive garden and look! Who's this little fellow? Why, it's my pet lamb, Fluffy! I've had Fluffy the lamb now for fifteen years. Fluffy is not my only pet lamb though - I have another two which aren't in this picture. They're called Dirk and Amitriptyline.

"ROOOAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!". Ho ho ho! Don't be alarmed fans - This isn't a wild lion, it's actually another one of my pets! Purry, as he is known, is now three years old and is fully grown. However, Purry doesn't go out hunting for his food like wild lions, oh no. In fact, I feed him on prime cuts of fillet steak and a mixture of vitamins specially formulated for lions. Eager listeners may remember the hilarious time when I took him along to my early morning breakfast show on BBC Radio 1 when he knocked my cup off coffee over and it spilt onto the corner of my show notes!

Behind me in this picture you can just make out the eastern wing of my country mansion. My mansion has got 29 bedrooms (all of which have got on-suite facilities), 4 dining rooms (and I've got a big long table in each of them), 6 bathrooms, 2 studies, 3 wine cellars, 2 games rooms, 3 kitchens and 7 lounges. My servants live in the thirty surrounding houses that are also on my estate.