Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Better Tinned Than Fresh proudly present...
Snails ALIVE!!!
Featuring THE DANCING AUDIO CASSETTES®.
"Here, in this surprisingly low quality photograph, are lots and lots and lots of snails. What do you think lots of snails do when they are in such a big group? If I were a snail and in a big group with lots of other snails I would tell a few jokes. Or go out for a ride on our bicycles. However, I'm not a snail, I'm a Dancing Audio Cassette®."
"Next to me are two snails. These snails are a bit different though; can you guess why? That's right! They're water snails! They live under water and live there. Underwater snails eat fish and shrimps. And coral. And pebbles I think. These snails are both underwater, perhaps in a puddle after a big rainy day."
