Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Better Tinned Than Fresh proudly present...
Snails ALIVE!!!
Featuring THE DANCING AUDIO CASSETTES®.
"Two snails on a flower...Oh my beauties you have some power...Have you just eaten a leaf?...One that came from beneath?...I'll write you a song on my guitar...It's an electric one oh yes it are.
That was a little poem that just sprang to mind when I saw this photograph of these two lovelies. Sadly, it appears that the snail on the left has got a shell fire."
"Hey, who's this cool customer with the multi-coloured shell with diagonal action stripes? Yes! It's just another snail. He's off to the disco at the local youth club. Perhaps he hopes to meet a foxy young lady snail?!"
