Welcome to...Ashby de la Zouch!
with Johnson Cock.
Things to do...For ladies.
Don't worry ladies...there's plenty for the single bird to do as well! One suggestion is why not pop into one of Ashby's numerous off-licences (we now have two) and try some of their new 'alcopops'?
You could then go out and try and meet a man.
Of course, not all birds are into alcopops and shagging so for ladies with a more discerning palate why not try drinking wine or sherry instead?
