Welcome to...Ashby de la Zouch!
with Johnson Cock.
Things to do...For men.
Due to the phenominal lack of intelligence of every local Ashby man it's not unusual to see them sitting in their broken down cars, as shown in the picture to the left. Upon taking this photo I went and asked the driver what his trouble was. I managed to get him and his car up and running in less than 1 minute by pointing out to him that he was sitting on the wrong side of his vehicle.
So men, keep an eye out for your fellow man and give him a hand if needs be!
If the wife is not around for a bit then why not pop into Tasha's, just situated of Market Street. Here you'll find a bevy of beautiful babes, all ready to take care of that extra special need (when you can't be bothered to knock one out on your own).
