
Welcome to...Ashby de la Zouch!
with Johnson Cock.
Bed and Breakfast.

Obviously, some of you sad misguided fools that visit Ashby will probably have shite jobs where every penny counts. In that case, you couldn't do a lot worse than stopping at the place above. It doesn't have a name but hey, who cares? If you're looking here you couldn't give a fuck where you stop. At only £0.25 a night, you can't moan.
WARNING; It is generally advised not to take any valuables in with you. Also, it is not recommended to use the toilet facilities here for the reasons of hygiene and also of personal physical safety.
