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Perhaps Ashby's most famous export (apart from Adrian Mole) is Ivanoe, the bloke who used to be the king of Ashby or something (pictured, left).

Unfortunately (for him at least!), he was murdered in cold blood in front of his six wives and all of his sons by Robin Hood, who had travelled all the way from Nottingham Forest by trolleybus where he lived with Fryer Fuck and his gay men. He broke into King Ivanoe's house and shot him through the heart at point-blank range with his blunderbus.

Pictured right;

Evil, cold hearted murderer Robin Hood.